Buddha on "Sex"

1) “It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.”
Charles Pierce.

2) Did you know Hugh Hefner is buysexual?
He buys all the sex he gets!

3) “I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.”
Bernard Manning.

4) “The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs a lot less.”
Brenda Francis

5) There is a general misconception that men pay prostitutes for sex.
Actually they pay so they would go away after sex.

6) “Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen

7) The faster the result, the more enjoyable the activity.
That would explain why I like sex so much!

8) “I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
Woody Allen

9) Translation
When a man tells you:
“I don’t want you for your body; I want you for your brain.”
It means:
“I’m so horny I could f##k a farm animal if I could get my hands on it.”
When a woman tells you:
“Size doesn’t matter.”
It means:
“I have seen small dicks before but this is ridiculous.”

10) “I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people.
Between five, it's fantastic.”
Woody Allen

11) Difference
Women can’t have sex and not to think at the same time.
Men can’t have sex and think at the same time.

12) “Don't have sex man.
It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
Steve Martin.

13) Men’s ultimate science fiction fantasy:
Earth is infested by a mysterious virus and all the men on the planet die, except
one.
Women’s ultimate science fiction fantasy:
Earth is infested by a mysterious virus and all the men on the planet die, except
one.

14) “Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”
RD Laing.

As you can see I have numbered all the jokes so we can take a survey.
Which number is your favorite?
Sorry 69 is not an option!