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Monday, September 29, 2008

THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!

The banks are not making any more loans! No more credit and credit cards! No more houses sold and bought! No more college education! The Earth will stop spinning! The sky is falling, the sky is falling and we are all doomed! So you better fork out a couple trillions to the Wall street gang ASAP before they start doing the unthinkable...Imagine all those hordes of Bank executives fresh out of jobs rushing up to McDonald's and taking away my job! ...I am %$#@!Wait what...? They don't work for minimum wages... Whew! What a relieve! That was a close one.Well, then they'll take away all your manufacturing jobs and YOU gonna be in deep %$#@! What? They sent all the manufacturing jobs to China? ...Well maybe they'll start making money by building planes, trains or automobiles or grow corn, soy and beans! ...No? That's not the way they make money? ...How do bankers make money? - They make money by lending money..?So you wanna tell me that they will stop lending money if we don't bail them out?That kinda reminds me of the "Blazing Saddles" scene when the sheriff puts the gun to his head to stop the lynching mob-Don't get any closer or the nigger gets it!But the Shtock marked just dropped 777 points because we failed to pass the bill! Right?Well... wanna bet tomorrow Tuesday 30 September the market will go up! (Is the full Moon you know, it always goes up on a full moon on Tuesdays!) So don't worry, because it really doesn't matter if you do or not, or what you think or do. It's all set behind the scenes. In the end they'll get the (read your) money - this is just the foreplay, a little buttering so you'll think it doesn't hurt that bad when you'll take it up your anus! And all will be just perfect in the end. It always works that way...Isn't democracy grand? Best political system money can buy!

2 comments:

bradacus said...

God Bless America.

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The crisis in america will not be forever.. Businessman only make this issue big..